I was barely sitting down on the toilet when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? I started thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

At that point I was just trying to get out as fast as I can when I heard another question:
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I said:
"No...I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say, nervously:
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!"

ROFL....goodness gracious.... :smiley55:

LMAO thats hilarious O_O :smiley55:

Who makes a call on a toilet? o.o

hahah omg i would get out of there ASAP
as soon as he said hi

omg! thats hillarious!

I don't know if this actually happend to you or you just posted it cause it was funny. Ither way it is really funny.

The following happened to me once.

I was at my old college's dorm where they had community bathrooms. I went in to use a stall and one of my very out going buddies, Josh was next to me. Now Josh is the type of person to announce "who's over there" but its alright in a weird way.

Anyway when I got there he got a call on his phone and answered it. It was his mother on the phone and they were said a few things and then I heard him say. "No I can't tell you where I am right now". Oviously his mother wasn't happy about this and thought he was somewhere he shouldn't be. So I hear him trying to explain it is nothing bad till he gets frustrated and just tells his mom outright that he is on the crapper.

True Story...