There was an archery competition where German, Englishman and Finnish guy decided to go. There was only one rule and it was simple: you only had to shoot an apple off a human head.

First shooter was German. He aimed carefully and placed his shot in the middle of the apple. Then he bows and says to the crowd: "I am William Tell!"

Next one was Englishman. His shot also hit it's target so he also decided to bow to crowd and he said: "I am Robin Hood!"

Last one was the Finnish guy. He also aimed very carefully and then he released the string. Arrow hit straight between poor man's eyes and he fell to the ground. Finn was quiet for a moment until he decided to bow to audience and he said "I'm sorry..."

lolz he better be