Everyone, I am afraid that I have a terrible disease. My time is short, and I most likely won't make it till morning. The symptoms of this disease include uncontrollable sweating, increased heart rate, flushed face, mental stress, headaches, (sometimes) nausea, and in some cases, holy matrimony.
It is not entirely uncommon, as many younger adults often acquire this disease through contact with someone of the opposite gender. Even being somewhat close to them increases your chances of acquiring it. By simply talking to someone, you are at risk, but the chances improve with actions such as holding hands and kissing.
There have been reports of this disease being passed between two people of the same gender, but this has not yet been proven. However, many scientists believe that it is entirely possible, though unlikely.
Many people have this disease right now, but do not know that they have it. I recommend that you go see your local doctor as soon as possible to see if they can check you for it.
The cure for this disease is very drastic, and can cause permanent trauma to a person, so it is not recommended unless it is a very bad case. The cure is a drug known as "Hartbrayk," and can cause someone to become immune to the disease sometimes, but often times it causes psychological trauma and stress. Side affects include uncontrollable crying, hopelessness, insomnia, and many other minor symptoms.
Rarely, there is a case that can not be cured. This is caused by prolonged exposure to a consentrated form of the disease. If anyone has this form, like me, then it is recommended that you simply wait till the end.
The name of the disease, which I failed to mention earlier, is "Luv." It strikes without warning, so if you think that you have any of the symptoms, seek out your local psychiatric professional as soon as possible.
Under some very extreme conditions, Luv may mutate and evolve into something known as "Tru Luv." This CAN be cured, but the side effects may be so horrible for the victim that they may never recover. It is best to just wait and see if the disease will pass on it's own. If not, then you may want to simply submit to it and wait for the end.
Contrary to "Tru Luv," there is also a form known as "Pupi Luv." This form of the disease is not fully developed, and sometimes may go away on it's own. The side effects of Hartbrayk are less harmfull when curing this form of the disease, but they are still felt. This form rarely results in holy matrimony, but if it does, then it will often times cause poverty as well as loss of personal possesions. It is recommended that you either get treatment for Pupi Luv or have it mature into Luv on it's own.
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Subject: I've got a disease 
Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:16 am
