I started a dating service and got 1 client. My sistor started her wedding service and got 2 clients. We think that gives us more than enough experience to open a corporation. So here we are: Kat-Marie Dating and Wedding Service.

If you need a date but shy to ask the person, we can match you guys up. If you are too busy leveling have no time to find a date, we can hook you up too. If you are going to a wedding but no date, we can find you a quick one. And if you decide to get married and need help in planning the wedding, we have expert ready to help you any time. 15% of the the first 5 couples. If you want more information, please call: 1(800) Kat-Marie or PM us. Thank guys.

Who wants to be our first client? Money back warranty

Hahahahaha, you guys are so cute!

OMG! Is that a real phonenumber?!

lmao

i might use it might if.

I'm just pointing this out, but I've had a lot of experience as a match maker, both ingame AND in real life. During my studies of Human Psychology, I've often worked with others on romantic issues, as they usually offer the most information for my research. I started late '05, and have already helped quite a few people.

I helped Kate (LolIy ingame and katsuu on the Nexon Forums) and Cameron (Lemeul both ingame and on the forums) get together. They started dating ingame, eventually got married (I missed the wedding because I was grounded) and are now together in real life.

Danny (Herrag) saught my help in gaining the attention of Gracie (kittehgrl ingame, kitngrl on the Nexon forums). She was already married, and really had no intention of divorcing her husband, Kawashugi. With my advice and instruction, they were together in a few months. (Unfortunately for Danny, Gracie turned out to be somewhat of a shallow girl, and their marriage didn't last.)

I've also helped a few of my friends in real life, like my neighbor Hunter, whom some of you know as BanditsAce ingame. He's liked the girl that moved in right next door to him for some time now, and thanks to my careful "persuasion" (don't judge me...>.>) they are practically dating now. (Her mom won't let her date anyone for another year, so they are just "close friends.")

Also, I find it quite enjoyable. I may not be able to "find you a quick date" like Kat can, but I'm 100% free, and I will 'try' to do all I can to help anyone that wants it. Btw, Congratz Matt.

I got nothing really to offer to help...

Im more someone who listnes to peoples problems and trys to help...

When it comes to Love + Dating... Im kinda a Light Weight...
I still get my advise from Troy. Hes my bassist and basically my tutor for this stuff. (I normally didnt last long with any of my GF's... to over protective) <--- No longer protective =P

Unlike Dave... i've got no training in Human Psychology, but it sounds like a very useful thing to learn if I deside to help people with there problems

Although I can still give a hand if ever needed =P

Booo at Hateable Kaze
Sistor, he tried to steal our business.
Well do you offer wedding service like us?
Do you have a toll-free number?
Guess not.

No, I don't do weddings or have a toll free number, but I'm still free, and my services usually don't end with a one-night-stand...>.>

I think i seen u guys on commercial before, there slogan or phone number song is catchy..

eight-hundred nine eight eight two three-hundred and buy!

or was it.. kat kat kat... kat on van nuys, or did it go.. marie marie marie... marie on vann nuys... nah marie just ruins it...

o wait i think it was that on person says, I WONT BE BEAT!!.... o wait thats a guy....

lol Aaron!

Pick up the phone! Call the Love Fairies!
Dun dun dun duuuuun! It's Kat and Marie!

=D

Me: Welcome to Aaron's dating service! how may i help you?
man: Yah i'd like a large soda, cheeseburger, and some extra fries

Me: Uhhhh....

LOL u guys are soooo funny!

OMG that is tooooooooo funny. I cracked up at what you all had to say. David is a good matchmaker, i can vouch cuz i know everyone he talked about (BTW how is DANNY, kaze?).
"One Night Stands" - BWUAHAHAHAHA that's too much

I LOVE THIS GUILD!!!!